When did THAT happen?

Holy crap, Barack Obama was born in 1961. That, once again, is 1961, as in a year after me, and he’s got at least an imaginable chance of becoming president.

Presidents are supposed to be old guys. Even Bill Clinton, a boy-wonder governor and a mighty young president, is significantly older than me. George W. Bush (who’s actually older than Clinton, I believe) seems mighty young to be a president. Presidents are not supposed to be younger than me, because that means I’m old. Therefore, Barack Obama cannot be president.

Look, it’s a better reason than some others you’re going to hear in the next year.


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