Switching the flip on a horror movie cliche

In the last few months, I’ve now seen two movies that turn an old horror movie cliche upside-down — or more accurately, inside-out, sideways and pretty much every way a cliche can be turned.

Both movies start with one of the hammiest horror movie premises: A group of teens travel to a remote cabin for the weekend. They stop at a gas station along the way and insult the locals — which, as Deliverance taught us long ago, is a bad idea. As the sun goes down on their remote wooded retreat, the slaughter of the teens begins. But the slaughter, in the case of these two movies, is not at all what it seems.

First and superior among these two films is A Cabin In The Woods. The name alone is enough to turn off someone looking for a different sort of horror-ish film, and that is a shame. Mention the film’s producer and lead writer — Joss Whedon, of “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” and “Firefly” fame — and that will probably bring some viewers back. And that’s a good thing.

If you haven’t seen this movie, I don’t want to give up much of the plot because it will hurt your enjoyment of the film. But it is clever and well-executed (so to speak), as it creates the premise that this horror movie cliche exists for a reason — a very sinister, yet very humanity-protecting reason. You will laugh at some terribly inappropriate moments, including scenes in which gallons of blood and buckets of guts spew in every direction as dozens of people are wiped out. And this film could give you a terrible fear of waiting in an elevator lobby — trust me.

There are several brilliant turnabouts in the movie, as the larger plot is revealed and we find out that the kids don’t quite fit the cliches to which they’ve been assigned. This turns out to be a real problem, as the unintended consequences pile up and the coming menace proves unstoppable. Bonus: There’s a Merman.

Funnier, clever in its own way but definitely more B-movie-ish is Tucker and Dale vs. Evil. It’s a tale of two perfectly decent, perfectly innocent good ol’ boys just trying to get by. They’re the ones who live in the woods, and when the usual pack of teen victims-to-be show up on their turf, these two poor guys find themselves in the middle of everything as the slaughter begins. They have nothing — well, nothing intentional anyway — to do with the actual slaughter, and neither do any of the other locals, but the teens don’t buy that.

The body count keeps rising as you quickly change your mind about who is innocent and who is the bumpkin in this movie. Again, you will laugh at the worst possible times — but this movie is a comedy with a bit of horror in it, while A Cabin In The Woods is definitely a horror film with comedic moments.

Neither of these films puts on cinematic-masterpiece airs, although A Cabin In The Woods aims much higher, while Tucker and Dale vs. Evil is midnight-movie stuff. But it’s good midnight-movie stuff, well worth renting or Netflix-ing on a dark night. And A Cabin In The Woods is worth owning.

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A musical weekend

It’s safe to say that The Joe Chiocca Band has a West Virginia following. Sunday marked at least the seventh West Virginia gig this year, as we played at a private party at a log home atop a beautiful ridge.

This whole scene has come about as scenes often do for musicians: We played at a party where someone heard us, and he told some friends, and they told some friends, and on and on. The result has been four bar gigs and three private parties this year. It rained on and off all day, but we played on a covered porch and the property had a huge garage nearby where people sheltered when the rain fell. By day’s end, the sky was clearing and the view was getting better:

West Virginia party

The Sunday show followed a Saturday appearance at Art on the Avenue, an annual festival in Alexandria’s Del Ray neighborhood that has grown to be enormous over the years. We played a little end-of-the-day set at a stage at one end of the festival — not a particularly glamorous location or time, but the crowd still seemed to enjoy us:

Art On The Avenue

I always think that every year will be my last when it comes to playing music, but if I can do this for another 15 months, I will have been gigging out for 30 years. There aren’t many musicians of any caliber who can make that claim. For that, I am truly grateful.

Next up: Trying to find some shows that don’t involve five hours of round-trip driving. BTW, you can always find my latest list of gigs here.

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Your National League East champions

The first Nats cap I ever owned is old and faded now. My wife bought it for me in the winter of 2005, when the team opened up a souvenir stand at old RFK Stadium before it had even played a game in Washington. And in the subsequent years, it witnessed a lot of godawful baseball.

It was the 2008 team that almost broke me. That was the worst excuse for a baseball team I’ve ever seen in person, displaying an enormous amount of pure incompetence over a wide variety of baseball skills. From a blog post I wrote back then: “It is an embarrassment to watch this selection of no-future pathetic hitters step up to the plate in a major league ballpark, and the Nats are the laughingstock of baseball now.”

That team’s No. 1 starter that year was John Lannan. He went 9-15 but somehow kept his ERA under 4 — no small accomplishment, considering the Nats in the field were so horrible and gave up ‘hits’ that other teams would have turned into outs.

Lannan took the mound again Monday for a much different game than the kind he faced in ’08. He didn’t even make the team this year in the spring — a sign of the Nats’ changing fortunes because he had his best season in 2011 — but he was called up from the minors in September. On this night, in a dramatic bit of irony for him and a dramatic bit of excitement for me, he had the chance to clinch the National League East against the hated Philadelphia Phillies.

Lannan acquitted himself just fine but the rest of the team didn’t as the Nats lost 2-0. It didn’t matter: The Pittsburgh Pirates beat the Atlanta Braves to give the Nats the division anyway. The team celebrated in the clubhouse and then on the field, and my prediction here that the Braves would pass the Nats was proved wrong.

And now that the season’s over, here’s the thing that is most exciting about this Nats team: It’s built in a way that will help it win tournament baseball, which is a different game than regular season baseball. The Nats’ underrated offense comes at you in waves with one of the most balanced lineups I’ve ever seen. Back that up with a deep pitching staff (although the starters right now are suspect after Zimmermann, and that may be the team’s weak spot) and a solid bullpen (thank you for returning to form, Drew Storen), and you have a ball team that is relentless and very difficult to manage against. Things are going so well for the Nats that even Teddy is a winner now:

We won’t find out until the end of the night tonight whether the Nats will remain the NL top seed and face the wild card winner next, or will be the No. 2 team and play the Giants. Despite the pain of travel the Nats would face, I’d prefer the latter — not because I think the Giants are weaker, but because their big ballpark is so well-suited for the doubles-hitting, strong-pitching Nats.

If we make it to Game Four of the division series, or the second home game of the championship series, I’ll be at the park, wearing my faded blue cap. It’s been atop my head for so much baseball pain. Time for it to be a part of the glory.

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