“Since my last post on the blog, a few months have passed,” the blogger writes. “But this doesn’t mean that I have not been keeping my promise of spending fifteen minutes per week on it. As a matter of fact, I have spent more than the allocated time on the blog. The magnitude of the reception and acclamation from the viewers was beyond expectations.”

Aah, the Blogger’s Apology. If we haven’t issued it, we’ve certainly read it. What makes this one a little different is that it comes from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

See, that’s the problem when you’re busy enriching uranium or trying to buy black-market nuclear warhead triggers. There just aren’t enough hours in the day to update your blog.