Someone searched for this phrase today on the site:

‘what is the difference between a bass player and a municipal bond‘

…which is a joke I’ve used here before: The difference is that a municipal bond eventually matures and makes money. Just for the heck of it, here are a couple of my favorite musician jokes:

Q: How do you get the harmonica player off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?
A: Drool.

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