Dear valued Chase member, the phishing attempt began.

Actually, we are performing security improvements of our banking community and enforce customers to register their sensitive information for an additionally created free security service to prevent any fraudulent activity against their assets and savings.

Look, here’s the deal: You can’t just paste the translation you get from Babel Fish into an e-mail and expect English-speaking people to buy it. If you want to be a successful fraudster, you have to try harder.

We, hereby ask you to respond within few hours of current notification and complete security application form via our SSL protected website to apply for this service absolutely for free, otherwise your account(s) may not process posted transactions correctly and on time.

I’ll get right on that, tool boy.