I’m gonna miss the kid, just for his ability to defy gravity, taste and good sense on The Show. You wanted him on that line! You needed him on that line! You saw him there, pre-execution, standing next to a woman who has more singing talent in her left pinky than he has in his whole body, and you kind of wanted him to get through anyway and trigger a period of national mourning — but no!

He’s out, he’s going home, he actually should be proud of his accomplishments. You’re still around, though, Ichabod Crane. America needs to gun for you next week.