Alex Baldwin claims Hulu is an alien plot to destroy the world, but I think cable news is doing a much better job. I have to watch a lot of cable news — it airs on a little TV on my desk all day, every weekday — and participating in mind-numbing activity like that is going to leave a mark after a while.

This poor intern at Vanity Fair is about to find out for himself. I have got to keep an eye on this.